It's Fourth Of July!! Celebration time for America.This day America was reborn.So it's time to wish America 'Happy Birthday' also! Just get set to wish everyone you know a rocking time by sending these absolutely FREE funny July Fourth egreetings & printable greeting cards. Put your hands together for the USA!
July 4th day Jokes
Cuddly Bunny Fourth Of July Hugs!
Perfect From Take Off To Landing!
A Fourth Of July Jig!
Send A Fun Fourth Of July Ecard!
happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
A revolutionary warthog!
Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If
automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology
over the past few decades,"
boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of
a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets
a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker
price of a new car would be less than $50."
"Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"
ARE TAKING A COFFEE BREAK.........
1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
3rd responds: "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
4th intercedes: "I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: "I like engineers... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
was Thomas Jefferson's favourite dessert?
Teacher: "Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?"
Student: "I think it was Thomas Jeffer's son."
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?
Because they lived in colonies.
What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?
What did George Washington say to his army at Valley Forge?
"Sorry, men. The flights to Florida are all booked up!"
What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
A bald beagle!
What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?
A powdered wigwam!
What's red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic pickle!
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
"Keep in torch!"
What's big, cracked, and carries your luggage?
The Liberty Bellhop!
What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of '76!
Did you hear about the cartoonist in the Continental Army?
He was a Yankee doodler!
What would you get if you crossed a monster with Yankee Doodle?
What's red, white, blue and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam!
Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school
teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We
live in a great country," she said. "One of the
things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are
all free." One little boy came walking up to her from
the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips
and said. . . .
"I'm not free. I'm four."